An update~~
I've had SO many people ask me why I don't write my blog any more. I've been hit with the guilts, and so here is my next entry.
Well, I'm going to sell the house. (After I put MEGAbucks into it, I'll get MEGAbucks out of it.) I'm going to get a job. Natasha is in the 11th grade, and works at Arby's.
Quesi is senile. He can't seem to keep his — what's a nice way to put it? — his liquid waste product INSIDE the litter box. I am going to replace ALL the carpet in the house, and so I don't need a cat who makes a smelly mess of it. I think we'll have felinekabobs for Sunday dinner tomorrow.
I went to the pet store, and bought a NEW fancy-dancy litter box with a LID on it and a litter box liner for him that is supposed to fix all problems. We'll see.
If you have any suggestions as to what to do with said Alzheimer-infested pea-brained hairy animal, please submit them in the "comments" section of this blog. The winning suggestion will get a PRIZE. I'm not saying what it is! But the litter box comes along with it.
Well, I'm going to sell the house. (After I put MEGAbucks into it, I'll get MEGAbucks out of it.) I'm going to get a job. Natasha is in the 11th grade, and works at Arby's.
Quesi is senile. He can't seem to keep his — what's a nice way to put it? — his liquid waste product INSIDE the litter box. I am going to replace ALL the carpet in the house, and so I don't need a cat who makes a smelly mess of it. I think we'll have felinekabobs for Sunday dinner tomorrow.
I went to the pet store, and bought a NEW fancy-dancy litter box with a LID on it and a litter box liner for him that is supposed to fix all problems. We'll see.
If you have any suggestions as to what to do with said Alzheimer-infested pea-brained hairy animal, please submit them in the "comments" section of this blog. The winning suggestion will get a PRIZE. I'm not saying what it is! But the litter box comes along with it.
posted by MOAB at 3:40 PM
3 Comments:
http://www.funny-games.biz/cat-bat.html
This game seems like a fun way to get rid of cats.
If I win the 'prize' I hope it comes with a bat too!
A lovey rug perhaps?
I say, enter him in one of those battle to the death contests that they have in Japan. Of course, since he's old, we'd have to load him up with some armor.
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